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"People often ask, 'Dwight, what’s next for you?' Well, brace yourselves. Imagine a project so efficient, so groundbreaking, it could make Schrute Farms look like amateur hour. Soon, I’ll unveil something that combines precision, superiority, and the power of beets into one unstoppable force. This is the future of dominance in the digital age. The world isn’t ready, but it’s coming anyway."